Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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