Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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