So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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