Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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