So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
