Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
Randomize
