I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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