Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Randomize
