If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
You made out with two different species that night
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
