Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
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