Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
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