Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I will be naked everywhere
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
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