hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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