I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
