I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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