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That's how twitter works, right?
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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