come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
You did what with his pubic hair?
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