just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
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