I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
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