After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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