making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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