That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
