ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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