I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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