Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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