There's a dead frog in my kitchen?
Yeah, you found him outside and decided to give him a bath with your roommates electric toothbrush.
The worst part is that you sang Air Supply songs to him as you did it. Poor guy died in the middle of "Making love out of nothing at all"
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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