you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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