i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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