Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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