So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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