I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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