What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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