is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
how drunk are you?
Several
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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