What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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