The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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