When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
im about as happy as oj after his trial
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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