I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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