I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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