he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
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