Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
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