I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
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