i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
My balls are so social today.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
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