Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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