I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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