i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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