I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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