So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I looked at my own cervix.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
The air taste purple.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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