I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Randomize
