I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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