so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
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